how to spot a male prostitute

                

                                                HOW TO SPOT A MALE PROSTITUTE

• His phone rings constantly, and he always leaves the room to answer it.
• He's obsessed with appearance-his looks are his fortune,after all.
• He always has lots of cash on him.
• He doesn't do relationships.
• He never pays for anything -ever.
• He always wakes up at noon(on weekdays).
• He says he works in an office but you never see him there/
• He showers more than twice a day.
• He has an addiction to luxury goods,and just shrugs when you ask him how he can afford it.